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Summerlandish : Do as I say, not as I did

By: Land, Summer.
Material type: TextTextSeries: eBooks on Demand.Publisher: Richmond : Hardie Grant Books, 2013Description: 1 online resource (307 p.).ISBN: 9781743580721.Subject(s): Women -- Australia -- Anecdotes | Women -- United States -- Anecdotes | WomenGenre/Form: Electronic books.Additional physical formats: Print version:: Summerlandish   : Do as I say, not as I didDDC classification: 305.4092 Online resources: Click here to view this ebook.
Contents:
Cover Page; Title Page; Copyright Page; Table of Contents; Prologue; Let Me Tell You about Donna; Now Let Me Tell You about Me; Lessons Learnt as a Kid; Lessons Learnt in School; Lessons Learnt about Young Love; Lessons Learnt in Your Twenties (Or, in My Case, Early Teens); Lessons Learnt from Dating a Series of Boys That Are Completely Wrong for You; Lessons Learnt During a Gap Year; Lessons Learnt While Backpacking Australia; Lessons Learnt After You Fall in Love. For Real.; Lessons Learnt When You Live Happily Ever After; Lessons Learnt When You Reflect; Lessons I Really Did Learn
EpilogueAcknowledgements
Summary: Hi, my name is Summer Land. No really, it is. Clearly my mom Donna exhaled some of the abundance of free love she inhaled in the 60s when it came to naming me.Anyway, I should warn you that I'm what people call a sharer. Make that an oversharer. I really like telling stories ... about myself. And they always seem to involve tattoos, tampons, booze and boys. Sometimes all at once. Just kidding! (Or am I?!)Now you're probably trying to figure out how someone born in 1987 can have anything to put in a memoir, but a lot has happened. So here it is: Summerlandish , all the hard-won butthole-tearing lessons I've learnt over the years - 'summer-ised' in their glamorously gory detail.So turn to the first page for my take on love, life and awkward moments involving too much caffeine and a noticeable lack of restraint.I'm still working on that :) Summer Land is 24 year old 'average American girl' who shares her story from babyhood through to backpacking as a uni student, before falling in love and moving to Mudgee, Australia. But Summer is really anything but average; she's a self-professed attention-hungry discretion-free egomaniac who seeks out every joke she can be the butt of and holds nothing back in recounting them here in a collection of outrageous stories that are nothing short of shocking.
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Cover Page; Title Page; Copyright Page; Table of Contents; Prologue; Let Me Tell You about Donna; Now Let Me Tell You about Me; Lessons Learnt as a Kid; Lessons Learnt in School; Lessons Learnt about Young Love; Lessons Learnt in Your Twenties (Or, in My Case, Early Teens); Lessons Learnt from Dating a Series of Boys That Are Completely Wrong for You; Lessons Learnt During a Gap Year; Lessons Learnt While Backpacking Australia; Lessons Learnt After You Fall in Love. For Real.; Lessons Learnt When You Live Happily Ever After; Lessons Learnt When You Reflect; Lessons I Really Did Learn

EpilogueAcknowledgements

Hi, my name is Summer Land. No really, it is. Clearly my mom Donna exhaled some of the abundance of free love she inhaled in the 60s when it came to naming me.Anyway, I should warn you that I'm what people call a sharer. Make that an oversharer. I really like telling stories ... about myself. And they always seem to involve tattoos, tampons, booze and boys. Sometimes all at once. Just kidding! (Or am I?!)Now you're probably trying to figure out how someone born in 1987 can have anything to put in a memoir, but a lot has happened. So here it is: Summerlandish , all the hard-won butthole-tearing lessons I've learnt over the years - 'summer-ised' in their glamorously gory detail.So turn to the first page for my take on love, life and awkward moments involving too much caffeine and a noticeable lack of restraint.I'm still working on that :) Summer Land is 24 year old 'average American girl' who shares her story from babyhood through to backpacking as a uni student, before falling in love and moving to Mudgee, Australia. But Summer is really anything but average; she's a self-professed attention-hungry discretion-free egomaniac who seeks out every joke she can be the butt of and holds nothing back in recounting them here in a collection of outrageous stories that are nothing short of shocking.

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